[2020] Question of the Week: Why were you left to die?

As we know, the first introduction of your character is listing off a couple crimes you may have committed. Ranging between punching a camel, posing for a selfie instead of helping in a fight, or straight up beheading the wrong person. What I’d like to know, is what are you in for?
What crimes were you dealt when left for dead on a cross?

Feel free to tell us what you were actually given, or maybe what you gave your character in RP! Screenshots welcome. Thanks to FinancialDrop on Reddit for inspiration of this week’s question!

haha I didn’t know it did that. Uncensored, for now.

@Breaaaaad Truely the most heinous of crimes. D: