Cookie Clicker Dev Tracker

new live Cookie Clicker update! Steam port will be receiving the same update shortly

full changelog:

watching content creators gradually develop profound disdain for the things they've spent years reviewing ie. Carl's Sims and LGR with sims games

when official Pokemon artists have to draw onix do you think they have to follow a strict design chart for each segment or do they just wing it

here's a direct link to the beta because it helps drive engagement (maybe? mystery), and to access the beta in Steam you can right-click the game in your library and go Properties > Betas

as always let us know if you spot issues in non-english languages!

hey, our translations came in so here's hopefully the last beta for this update before live, on browser and steam. the steam version should also now handle errors better ie. lets you relaunch without mods if a mod breaks the game after an update

dreamed i was traveling through remote places in Europe and came across meter-wide pockets of "garlic-free zones" where distances from distribution routes made garlic inaccessible and the potential for social upheaval was so high there it warranted permanent armed sentries

i'm going morb mode

game dev has me mentally spreading myself so thin like just for Cookie Clicker i have to switch my brainspace differently depending on if i'm working on the web game, the mobile app, the ouya-exclusive spinoff or the steam port

(ps. added and fixed a few things to the linked game which i hadn't touched since like 2010! the code wasn't even indented good lord)

hey, our htaccess settings got a bit banged up after our server switch and rendered some pages inaccessible (like ) but i fiddled with it and it should be all fixed now. let me know if you find any issues!

being 12 and getting really offended because your classmates don't acknowledge insects as animals

very embarrassing sign that english isn't my native language is that i still sometimes absentmindedly typo "live" as "leave" or "both" as "boss" or "fill" as "feel" because those sound practically the same in my mind's accent

the hearts of the individuals behind the invention of the .htaccess file burn with a pure and endless hatred for mankind

finally finished my Elden Ring speedrun any% any time any gear any deaths any damage flasks allowed breaks allowed summons permitted normal controller my friends helped me and i looked up tutorials

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new Cookie Clicker beta update! contains some tweaks and a few new achievements; this one is also playable on the Steam version's test branch (should be version 2.046). this should be the last beta before live release while the new game text gets translated! (soon I hope!)

looks a lot better than this morning! remaining issues may or may not be cache problems which should go away on their own. in any case i should be able to update a thing tomorrow

Cookie Clicker server tweaked and rebooted! try refreshing the game and let me know how it goes

hmm not very good at all! we're gonna investigate and tweak some stuff config-wise. on the bright side once this is fixed i have something nice lined up, thank you for your patience