Cookie Clicker Dev Tracker

(every single noble in Elden Ring) jeeves fetch me the travel armchair i feel like dying somewhere scenic

oh it's very good how in elden ring "massive end-game demi-god boss" and "random little guy if you're not careful" have the exact same difficulty

game dev tycoon-type game where if you're sloppy you can cultivate shady business practices and a toxic company culture and end up with lawsuits and your employees unionizing against you

when i was in france they let me drive the eiffel tower

the "oh my god was that there the whole time?"-ness of elden ring

they gotta get some non-americans to make a city-building game... the current offerings feature a tragic lack of millennia-old town walls to work with

this is so evil i love FromSoft

text-based dark souls combat

elden ring should have a castlevania-style bestiary feature

another day another please don't use our art assets in your crypto/NFT projects

just beat Tree Sentinel

if you want monster design that looks fresh and interesting you gotta give the job to someone who doesn't know the first thing about anatomy. "oh but if i exaggerate the scapulas it's gonna look so sick-" no. stop it. ideally you ask someone who's never seen a human being before

in elden ring when u stab one of the trumpet guys mid-blow they should go "tootweeeeee-pfrghglbfglrg" just a thought

i saw a nice cat also

for a long time i was skeptical of the twitter format (what the hell is microblogging?) but i get it now. i understand. sometimes you just wanna say you saw a cool dog

saw a cool dog today

play your dirty game dev tricks early on. have the player encounter a trapped chest or a secret door or a hidden item within the first hour and then scarcely ever again. keep them looking

just once again want to apologize for the stock market minigame in cookie clicker i was in a really dark place mentally when i made it

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new Cookie Clicker beta update! make sure to check out the new backgrounds i think they look nice