Her: DAD!!!!
Me: ?
Her: You have to play DRG on my account!
Me: Why?
Her: I *must* have the bunny hat!
Me: So? Play it yourself.
Her: I have a crappy laptop and no time.
Me: It's all egg hunt missions. I hate egg hunts. I just finished the assignment with my own account. I'm sick of egg hunts.
Her: You have to do it for me! I won't be home until after the event ends!
Me: I really don't have time to do it again.
Her: Dad! It's "Rock and Stone Forever!" Not "Rock and Stone When It's Convenient!"
(sigh) Dammit. She's right.
"Alright, team: You're going after eggs this time - alien eggs. ... because she's your daughter and she wants the goddamn bunny hat."
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