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Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene

I'm begging of you don't go down that mine

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene

Don't be lured down by what you might find

There's gold that runs in countless seams

And in the walls the gemstones gleam

Arquarqs of blue and Jadiz of bright green

If you believe the corporate draw

It's just lying there on the floor

Waiting to be scooped up by you, Jolene

But Hoxxes is a violent place

Where bugs spit acid in your face

And that's far from the worst of it, Jolene

On the last delve only one survived

Said the rocks themselves had come alive!

So I beg you pay heed to me, Jolene

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene

I'm begging of you don't go down that mine

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene

Don't be lured down by what you might find

You have trust in all your tools

With half a dozen mini-mules

And a sawn-off for all the threats obscene

But many Dwarfs have gone before

Their seats are empty evermore

And I fear there'll soon be one more, Jolene

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene

I'm begging of you don't go down that mine

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene

Don't be lured down by what you might find

Edit: reddit hates proper formatting on the phone apparently... I will try and fix this when I get access to a PC.

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about 2 years ago - /u/GSG_Jacob - Direct link

What a banger!