Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you don't go down that mine
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Don't be lured down by what you might find
There's gold that runs in countless seams
And in the walls the gemstones gleam
Arquarqs of blue and Jadiz of bright green
If you believe the corporate draw
It's just lying there on the floor
Waiting to be scooped up by you, Jolene
But Hoxxes is a violent place
Where bugs spit acid in your face
And that's far from the worst of it, Jolene
On the last delve only one survived
Said the rocks themselves had come alive!
So I beg you pay heed to me, Jolene
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you don't go down that mine
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Don't be lured down by what you might find
You have trust in all your tools
With half a dozen mini-mules
And a sawn-off for all the threats obscene
But many Dwarfs have gone before
Their seats are empty evermore
And I fear there'll soon be one more, Jolene
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you don't go down that mine
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Don't be lured down by what you might find
Edit: reddit hates proper formatting on the phone apparently... I will try and fix this when I get access to a PC.
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