[2021] Tweets by Tesonline on 11 May

A device that lets you talk to hundreds of people at once? I can’t imagine why you would ever want such a thing. Mortals truly are curious creatures. Come now, ask me your questions. Since you have summoned me in such an unorthodox manner, I will deign to answer a few.

@saviorshide You don't really expect me to answer that, do you little mortal?

@BeadleEDU Mortals always ask the strangest questions.

@AlvinAwesomeX Watch your tone, mortal. I am not obligated to answer such questions.

@COvinius Are you sure you want to know the answer to that question? Ignorance can be a kindness.

@nitasu987 Mortal food? Why in Oblivion would I want to consume such disgusting substances? Although the sweetroll wasn't totally disgusting.

@og_memo1 You may call me Lyranth. I am a Dremora and possibly the last of my clan.

@CaptainKorasi There is always a chance, little mortal.

@CaptainDumac You are quite curious for a mortal. And who might you be?

@iowacard Are you a chronicler of some sort? Interested in recording every minuscule detail of an existence that is oh so much greater than your own? I was doing... things. Activities beyond your limited comprehension, in places you can't even begin to imagine.

@iowacard I did attend a performance at the House of Revelry. Out of curiosity. To tell you the truth, I found THAT to be incomprehensible.

@GuarMarf Are they? I hadn't noticed.

@MurasakiKemono That's a rather personal question, mortal. But your entire presumption is incorrect. Daedra do not die. When our current form is destroyed... well, it is not a pleasant experience. But as I understand the mortal condition, it is much more preferable to what you know as death.

@TESOnline_fr When will the collective stain on existence known as mortals come to understand that Daedra do not suffer from the temporal condition. If anything, we inspire the dreams and nightmares of your kind. Especially the nightmares.

@Bethesda_Nordic Temperature extremes do not bother me, mortal. But if you are referring to the concept of my being altogether marvelous and most excellent, put that notion right out of your mind. I am Dremora. You are not. No matter how hard you try, that is one chasm over which you cannot leap.

@isitannska Why would I have any thoughts at all on a notion as ridiculous as a mortal emotion? What you call love is no different from sadness, joy, or indigestion.

@isitannska I might ask, what are your thoughts on the effluvium oceans of crimson that float through the skies of the Colored Rooms? No, don't bother with an answer. I couldn't care less.

@stl_true Hello there, little mortal. Have you come in search of answers to your questions?

@pvstijn The Alliance War? Oh, you're referring to that quaint disagreement between the mortal nations of Tamriel. What does it matter to an immortal being such as myself which side comes out ahead? Will the outcome be significant in a century? In a millennium? I think not.

@someponygonemad Our paths have crossed once more. Have you encountered more cultists since we last met?

@Era_de_Lupi Mongrel beasts and blood-sucking leeches. At least, that's how the Daedric sage Rrvenk described them to me. Have I even met such a creature? Perhaps, but I must confess that one mortal looks like any other to me.

@Era_de_Lupi A little more fur and perhaps some fangs doesn't really change your pathetic disposition enough to warrant a deeper inspection. No offense intended.

@Burnished_Fangs I have always been rather partial to the deepest shade of terror that manifests above the Soul Shriven pits of Coldharbour. It's really quite beautiful, especially after a session of torment conducted by a Titan or a talented Dremora overseer.

@kexira Of mortals, I have only this to say. You have your uses. Some of you, at least.

@EldritchNya Another personal and rather intimate question. You mortals have an unusual sense of curiosity. As far as that question is concerned, I have always been and I always shall be. If there was any reality before I came into existence, it obviously has no meaning. At least, not to me.

@vivlr Family and familial ties are strictly a mortal concept. You hear and understand purely Daedric terms as "father" or "daughter" because your simple minds cannot grasp the true meaning of our concepts.

@vivlr For example, you hear Molag Grunda call Molag Bal "father" and your limited perceptions think parental unit. But the true word and its meaning in the language of Oblivion encompasses "creator," "master," and so much more.

@vivlr We do not birth offspring in the crude and messy manner of mortals, if that's your question.

@AhnaHyouki I prefer to avoid the mortal realm as much as possible. Jungle, desert, windswept peak, the terrible smell is all the same to me. How do you mortals stand living on a world such as this?

@AhnaHyouki To be cut off from the myriad realms of Oblivion, that would be an unthinkable fate. As for secrets, they do intrigue me. But more so, I love to collect answers. That's the true currency of the planes of existence.

@AnnaCeras I have tasted both and prefer neither.

@JHStarr4 Knowledge of self is perhaps the greatest knowledge there is. Since you already understand that you are trivial in my eyes, there is nothing more important that I can teach you. You do seem to be more self-aware than the typical mortal I encounter.

Disasters on a Daedric scale are not something fragile creatures such as you can safely ignore. When next my search brings me to Blackwood, I may call upon you for assistance.

I am deeply involved in an investigation of a group of Dagonists. I am merely curious as to their intentions, but some of you might find the notion that followers of the Prince of Destruction are active on your world disturbing if not outright terrifying.

And now this arcane enchantment that compelled me to answer the inane questions of mortals has run its course. Lyranth is once more free to go about her much more important business. But know this, little mortals:

Get a look behind the scenes at the making of Brahgas, the gambling Bosmer that will teach you how to play Tales of Tribute in High Isle, voiced by the talented @BillyBoydActor! http://pbs.twimg.com/media/FSZ5eXlX0AU-9d9.jpg

@BillyBoydActor We couldn't ask for a better Tales of Tribute teacher. 😊

Two new zones await in the Necrom Chapter. Are you ready to continue the #ShadowOverMorrowind adventure? http://pbs.twimg.com/media/FvyiUr8X0AwCKnf.jpg

Grab your blades and staves! Our first Whitestrake’s Mayhem event of the year is live in Tamriel. ⚔️ https://beth.games/3O4NWNB http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fv2_WamXgAETtxY.jpg

@ur_Shulgi Hi there, drops are currently on and active.

Think you have what it takes to venture into Sanity’s Edge and Bastion Nymic? Gather your allies and prepare for two all-new group challenges arriving with the Necrom Chapter. https://beth.games/3W3C8x5 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fv4EgRyaMAIaDgt.jpg