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Now that the Eternals files are on PBE, I wrote a quick little script to parse the game files and extract the Eternals stats for every champion.

As a reminder, the first set contains one statistic tracked that is specific to the champion and two generic statistics (kills, damage done, shielding, etc...).

Since there are a sh*tton of League champions, I have posted the list as comments underneath this thread instead (or just ctrl+f and search for your champion's name).

I must say that I am pretty disappointed honestly. Most of the champion specific Eternals are generic variants on "hit X people at once using spell Y" or "hit X people with a maximum charged Y". The other ones are even more generic, with a large majority of the champions having "Damage Dealt" and "Kills" as other Eternals.

Champions A-J
Champions K-Q
Champions R-V
Champions W-Z

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over 5 years ago - /u/The_Cactopus - Direct link

Originally posted by alrightrb

there are much better things to flame us for than this

Such as eternals

Sure, maybe. Maybe after these things come out it'll turn out that we deserve the flame—it wouldn't be the first time.

We won't know for sure until they've been out in the wild for some time, though. Mostly because we decided a long time ago that we shouldn't make knee-jerk changes based on Reddit reactions. Besides, being a nearly 10-year-old game means we take the long view on sh*t like this.

Totally unrelated, here's Reddit in 2017

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And here's Reddit in 2019

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That's the place the Eternals team eventually wants to get to.

over 5 years ago - /u/The_Cactopus - Direct link

Originally posted by Canopenerdude

Pro tip for anyone watching: cactopus only gets defensive and adversarial when he's told to defend something he personally thinks isn't good but can't say it outright. It happened with PUBG and it happened here before.

Dude, you're one of the good guys. One of the industry's shining lights of PR, right up there with Eric Pope and the Roccat guy. Please, for your own sanity, get out of this terrible company before it breaks you.

I'M ALWAYS ADVERSARIAL AND DON'T YOU EVER SAY OTHERWISE

edit: I accidentally deleted the original post above here (was trying to turn off inbox replies) but I’d also posted it here on twitter