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https://twitter.com/RKRigney/status/1167065834977558531

hello summoners we would like ur feedback for the 10 Year Anniversary of League of Legends! Please select the option that would be most satisfying as a gift:

1 Summoner Icon

2 Summoner Icons

1 Prestige Summoner Icon

0 Summoner Icons + 100BE

Personally I'm so grateful to have this company and its generous offers, 100BE is nothing to laugh at. Do you see BLIZZARD or EA offering these types of bargains? No. Riot is clearly paying out of their own pocket to grant us these amazing things and I for one support our benevolent overlords.

(No but seriously if Cactopus is memeing about the thread on front page right now I'm pretty sure we're getting something better than LoL Mobile for our 10th Anniversary Gift - personally betting on a New Dawn-esque cinematic and a mini event with all sorts of goodies).

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about 5 years ago - /u/The_Cactopus - Direct link

pls vote wisely summoners, the future is in ur hands

about 5 years ago - /u/The_Cactopus - Direct link

Originally posted by Chiqlet

Lets get a deal add 1 RP on 100 BE and we gucci

okay 😳wow😳 listen here we are trying to run a 💵business💵 here

however you caught me in a 😊good mood😊, so thanks to 👌Your Feedback👌 we will be adding 👍1 free RP👍

never ask anything of us again 😤

about 5 years ago - /u/The_Cactopus - Direct link

Originally posted by Neville_Lynwood

It's also a fact that no matter what it ends up being, this reddit will cry half the frontpage full.

Riot could legit gift everyone every skin in the game and people would say: "I didn't want that Teemo skin, f**k you Riot".

you’re absolutely right

that’s why we think the best way forward is to just disappoint everyone equally

about 5 years ago - /u/The_Cactopus - Direct link

Originally posted by OnlyAnEssenceThief

How about this?

  • 2 Prestige Summoner Icons (one Gold, one Void Purple)
  • 250BE
  • Random Emote

You're probably thinking to yourself: 'This is absurd - we don't have the budget for that it'd kill the company!' to which I have three words: Ahri Lux Kai'Sa

I'll be in touch, but let's just say the future of skin development looks golden in my book.

son it’s gonna take AT LEAST three Ahri and Lux skins to pay for that

about 5 years ago - /u/The_Cactopus - Direct link

Originally posted by OnlyAnEssenceThief

Who said I was only thinking of three?

nods wisely

okay you’ve got what it takes, kid

about 5 years ago - /u/The_Cactopus - Direct link

Originally posted by Neville_Lynwood

I see. That makes sense. So when's the server shut-off time?

Depends: When would be most inconvenient for you?

about 5 years ago - /u/The_Cactopus - Direct link

Originally posted by justintoronto

I can't believe they're just giving us the prestige summoner icon. I would prefer to buy a battle pass then play 200 games so that I am rewarded with a sense of pride and accomplishment.

However times are tough, I will compromise by converting my USD to RP to hedge against a possible recession.

good investment, summoner. after all, now we have become a

乃丨Ꮆ
丨几ᗪ丨乇
匚ㄖ爪卩卂几ㄚ

about 5 years ago - /u/draggles - Direct link

Originally posted by ancine

you just know they have something big that they know will be good if this guy is this confident in making a joke.

i wish we were that coordinated, cactopus is just a renegade

about 5 years ago - /u/The_Cactopus - Direct link

Originally posted by Poluact

It's just Cactopus calming the storm with memes like he used to do in dark times of Dynamic Queue.

The memes didn’t work nearly as good as just bringing back solo queue tho lol

about 5 years ago - /u/The_Cactopus - Direct link

Originally posted by Gumibear208

haha no it's an obvious troll

...unless...?

...unless...

OH YESSSSS

about 5 years ago - /u/The_Cactopus - Direct link

Originally posted by Poluact

Yeah, but it bought some time, calmed the mood for a while.

On Reddit, sure, but that doesn’t really matter. We didn’t bring back solo queue because of sentiment on Reddit. We brought it back because the data showed that people around the world were starting to actually play less because of dynamic queue. We don’t really care about Reddit sentiment alone because it’s so fickle. It’s just like the first layer of input we can get from the audience (most of which isn’t on Reddit)

about 5 years ago - /u/The_Cactopus - Direct link

Originally posted by The_Cactopus

On Reddit, sure, but that doesn’t really matter. We didn’t bring back solo queue because of sentiment on Reddit. We brought it back because the data showed that people around the world were starting to actually play less because of dynamic queue. We don’t really care about Reddit sentiment alone because it’s so fickle. It’s just like the first layer of input we can get from the audience (most of which isn’t on Reddit)

also IMHO replacing solo queue with dynamic queue was actually a terrible idea lmao and it just took us a while to fully accept it

about 5 years ago - /u/The_Cactopus - Direct link

Originally posted by gkrown

It's all fun and games until your ceo is on Twitter bashing content creators

Only mistake he made was deleting the tweet. Was good banter

about 5 years ago - /u/The_Cactopus - Direct link

Originally posted by tyranid1337

I came here for Cactopus memes, not to be confronted with my own insignificance!

LOL

about 5 years ago - /u/The_Cactopus - Direct link

Originally posted by OnlyAnEssenceThief

I'm honestly scared that the 10th anniversary announcement IS LoL Mobile (because the West will hate it) so having Cactopus meme about it makes things better, even slightly so.

I trust you guys, don't disappoint us this October. Make 10 years really feel special.

if there’s one thing we know about GAMERS it’s that only the Chinese ones have PHONES

so don’t worry bb whenever we ship these summoner icons for 10 year we’re gonna make it so you can only redeem them using a PERSONAL COMPUTER AKA GOD’s PLATFORM

about 5 years ago - /u/RiotMoriGrl - Direct link

Originally posted by The_Cactopus

if there’s one thing we know about GAMERS it’s that only the Chinese ones have PHONES

so don’t worry bb whenever we ship these summoner icons for 10 year we’re gonna make it so you can only redeem them using a PERSONAL COMPUTER AKA GOD’s PLATFORM

about 5 years ago - /u/The_Cactopus - Direct link

Originally posted by HermanManly

I would unironically take 100 BE over a summoner icon

that's the spirit

about 5 years ago - /u/RiotMoriGrl - Direct link

Originally posted by The_Cactopus

pls vote wisely summoners, the future is in ur hands

about 5 years ago - /u/RiotMoriGrl - Direct link

Originally posted by ToTheNintieth

pls no

There Will Be Blowod

about 5 years ago - /u/The_Cactopus - Direct link

Originally posted by OnlyAnEssenceThief

bless

say it with me

ONLY 👏 CHINESE 👏 GAMERS 👏 HAVE 👏 PHONES

about 5 years ago - /u/RiotMoriGrl - Direct link

Originally posted by The_Cactopus

pls vote wisely summoners, the future is in ur hands

hi thewe wiot cactopus xD wong-time wisteneww, fiwst-time posteww!!!! vewwy vewwy newwvous >_>. just wondewwing, can yew confiwm whetheww oww not wiot wiww be adding taiwws to aww the champions? i fink jinx wouwwd be so Kawaii wif a witteww cat taiww xD. fanks xDD!!!! PS yeww my hewo :3

about 5 years ago - /u/draggles - Direct link

Originally posted by The_Cactopus

On Reddit, sure, but that doesn’t really matter. We didn’t bring back solo queue because of sentiment on Reddit. We brought it back because the data showed that people around the world were starting to actually play less because of dynamic queue. We don’t really care about Reddit sentiment alone because it’s so fickle. It’s just like the first layer of input we can get from the audience (most of which isn’t on Reddit)

We don’t really care about Reddit

/u/The_Cactopus, 2019

PACK IT UP

about 5 years ago - /u/RiotMoriGrl - Direct link

Originally posted by longviddd

sad because uwutranslator is actually banned on r/lol lmao.

its ok, some wonderful folks have stepped in to translate it themselves. i love our players !

about 5 years ago - /u/Blaustoise - Direct link

Originally posted by The_Cactopus

okay 😳wow😳 listen here we are trying to run a 💵business💵 here

however you caught me in a 😊good mood😊, so thanks to 👌Your Feedback👌 we will be adding 👍1 free RP👍

never ask anything of us again 😤

make tiktoks with me

about 5 years ago - /u/RiotMoriGrl - Direct link

Originally posted by MyNameWasTakenDamn

hey dude I hope u are not on the balance team

dont wowwy summoneww, i am but a simpwwe anawyst OwO

about 5 years ago - /u/RiotMoriGrl - Direct link

Originally posted by Noromac

f**king kill it. Tie it to the steak and burn it for the love of God

tie it to tha steak?!?! uwu i fink u meant tie it to a stake xD siwwy nowomac

about 5 years ago - /u/RiotMoriGrl - Direct link

Originally posted by Giildarts

This is why I'm toxic

tweating othewws poowwy is neveww a good idea, summoneww! twy using that enewgy to defeat youww enemies on the wift instead :3 time to cwimb!

about 5 years ago - /u/The_Cactopus - Direct link

Originally posted by superpi08

-God has left the group

i just laughed so loud that my nearby coworkers became upset

about 5 years ago - /u/RiotMoriGrl - Direct link

Originally posted by popegonzo

if the jungeww aminals awe on the awwk i will gwomp the gwomp xD

about 5 years ago - /u/The_Cactopus - Direct link

Originally posted by Lather

Can you be my Dad and can I call u Cactopops

yes

about 5 years ago - /u/RiotMoriGrl - Direct link

Originally posted by Giildarts

What the uWu did you just say about me, you little rioter? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the EUW Challenjours, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on NA, and I have over 300 confirmed pentakills. I am trained in toxic warfare and I'm the top flamer in the entire EUW toxic forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the uwu out with precision-flaming the likes of which has never been seen before on this server, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that weebshit to me over the Internet? Think again, Rioter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of euw toxic spies across the NaCl and your UWUHeadquarter is being traced right now so you better prepare for toxic warfare, rioter. The toxic warefare that wipes out the salty little thing you call your UWU. You're uwu done, rioter. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can flame you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare mouth. Not only am I extensively trained in sign language flaming, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Western European Flame Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your puny uwu off the face of this server, you little rioter. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "weeb" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your uwu tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you uwu weeb. I will send toxicity all over you and you will drown in it. You're f**king UWU, Rioter.

enjoy youw awawd, summoneww ____^

about 5 years ago - /u/The_Cactopus - Direct link

Originally posted by Giildarts

What the uWu did you just say about me, you little rioter? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the EUW Challenjours, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on NA, and I have over 300 confirmed pentakills. I am trained in toxic warfare and I'm the top flamer in the entire EUW toxic forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the uwu out with precision-flaming the likes of which has never been seen before on this server, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that weebshit to me over the Internet? Think again, Rioter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of euw toxic spies across the NaCl and your UWUHeadquarter is being traced right now so you better prepare for toxic warfare, rioter. The toxic warefare that wipes out the salty little thing you call your UWU. You're uwu done, rioter. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can flame you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare mouth. Not only am I extensively trained in sign language flaming, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Western European Flame Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your puny uwu off the face of this server, you little rioter. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "weeb" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your uwu tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you uwu weeb. I will send toxicity all over you and you will drown in it. You're f**king UWU, Rioter.

god has re-entered the chat

about 5 years ago - /u/The_Cactopus - Direct link

Originally posted by snoesty

I want LoL mobile though

你好

about 5 years ago - /u/RiotMoriGrl - Direct link

Originally posted by DjGameK1ng

...I'm pretty sure by speaking that out loud, I've actually cursed the whole planet. I'm sorry, but also what the hell are you guys doing putting demonic incantations as reddit comments???

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about 5 years ago - /u/RiotMoriGrl - Direct link

Originally posted by BowMarker

OwO stats when?

sowwy summoneww, the state i wook at wont be weady to shawwe foww a widde whiwwe!

about 5 years ago - /u/The_Cactopus - Direct link

Originally posted by Gaben_Money

Breathe if tencent is forcing you to make Eternals

bruh we do this sh*t to ourselves lol