[2019] [SATIRE] Riot Cactopus lets players decide their 10 Year Anniversary gift!

Originally posted by Chiqlet

Lets get a deal add 1 RP on 100 BE and we gucci

Originally posted by Neville_Lynwood

It's also a fact that no matter what it ends up being, this reddit will cry half the frontpage full.

Riot could legit gift everyone every skin in the game and people would say: "I didn't want that Teemo skin, f**k you Riot".

Originally posted by OnlyAnEssenceThief

How about this?

• 2 Prestige Summoner Icons (one Gold, one Void Purple)
• 250BE
• Random Emote

You're probably thinking to yourself: 'This is absurd - we don't have the budget for that it'd kill the company!' to which I have three words: Ahri Lux Kai'Sa

I'll be in touch, but let's just say the future of skin development looks golden in my book.

Originally posted by OnlyAnEssenceThief

Who said I was only thinking of three?

Originally posted by Neville_Lynwood

I see. That makes sense. So when's the server shut-off time?

Originally posted by justintoronto

I can't believe they're just giving us the prestige summoner icon. I would prefer to buy a battle pass then play 200 games so that I am rewarded with a sense of pride and accomplishment.

However times are tough, I will compromise by converting my USD to RP to hedge against a possible recession.

Originally posted by ancine

you just know they have something big that they know will be good if this guy is this confident in making a joke.

Originally posted by Poluact

It's just Cactopus calming the storm with memes like he used to do in dark times of Dynamic Queue.

Originally posted by Gumibear208

haha no it's an obvious troll

...unless...?

Originally posted by Poluact

Yeah, but it bought some time, calmed the mood for a while.

Originally posted by The_Cactopus

On Reddit, sure, but that doesn’t really matter. We didn’t bring back solo queue because of sentiment on Reddit. We brought it back because the data showed that people around the world were starting to actually play less because of dynamic queue. We don’t really care about Reddit sentiment alone because it’s so fickle. It’s just like the first layer of input we can get from the audience (most of which isn’t on Reddit)

Originally posted by gkrown

It's all fun and games until your ceo is on Twitter bashing content creators

Originally posted by tyranid1337

I came here for Cactopus memes, not to be confronted with my own insignificance!

Originally posted by OnlyAnEssenceThief

I'm honestly scared that the 10th anniversary announcement IS LoL Mobile (because the West will hate it) so having Cactopus meme about it makes things better, even slightly so.

I trust you guys, don't disappoint us this October. Make 10 years really feel special.

Originally posted by The_Cactopus

if there’s one thing we know about GAMERS it’s that only the Chinese ones have PHONES

so don’t worry bb whenever we ship these summoner icons for 10 year we’re gonna make it so you can only redeem them using a PERSONAL COMPUTER AKA GOD’s PLATFORM

Originally posted by HermanManly

I would unironically take 100 BE over a summoner icon

Originally posted by The_Cactopus

pls vote wisely summoners, the future is in ur hands

Originally posted by ToTheNintieth

pls no

Originally posted by OnlyAnEssenceThief

bless

Originally posted by The_Cactopus

pls vote wisely summoners, the future is in ur hands

Originally posted by The_Cactopus

On Reddit, sure, but that doesn’t really matter. We didn’t bring back solo queue because of sentiment on Reddit. We brought it back because the data showed that people around the world were starting to actually play less because of dynamic queue. We don’t really care about Reddit sentiment alone because it’s so fickle. It’s just like the first layer of input we can get from the audience (most of which isn’t on Reddit)

Originally posted by longviddd

sad because uwutranslator is actually banned on r/lol lmao.

Originally posted by The_Cactopus

okay 😳wow😳 listen here we are trying to run a 💵business💵 here

however you caught me in a 😊good mood😊, so thanks to 👌Your Feedback👌 we will be adding 👍1 free RP👍

never ask anything of us again 😤

Originally posted by MyNameWasTakenDamn

hey dude I hope u are not on the balance team

Originally posted by Noromac

f**king kill it. Tie it to the steak and burn it for the love of God

Originally posted by Giildarts

This is why I'm toxic

Originally posted by superpi08

-God has left the group

Originally posted by popegonzo

r/NoahGetTheBoat

Originally posted by Lather

Can you be my Dad and can I call u Cactopops

Originally posted by Giildarts

What the uWu did you just say about me, you little rioter? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the EUW Challenjours, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on NA, and I have over 300 confirmed pentakills. I am trained in toxic warfare and I'm the top flamer in the entire EUW toxic forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the uwu out with precision-flaming the likes of which has never been seen before on this server, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that weebshit to me over the Internet? Think again, Rioter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of euw toxic spies across the NaCl and your UWUHeadquarter is being traced right now so you better prepare for toxic warfare, rioter. The toxic warefare that wipes out the salty little thing you call your UWU. You're uwu done, rioter. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can flame you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare mouth. Not only am I extensively trained in sign language flaming, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Western European Flame Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your puny uwu off the face of this server, you little rioter. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "weeb" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your uwu tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you uwu weeb. I will send toxicity all over you and you will drown in it. You're f**king UWU, Rioter.

Originally posted by Giildarts

What the uWu did you just say about me, you little rioter? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the EUW Challenjours, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on NA, and I have over 300 confirmed pentakills. I am trained in toxic warfare and I'm the top flamer in the entire EUW toxic forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the uwu out with precision-flaming the likes of which has never been seen before on this server, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that weebshit to me over the Internet? Think again, Rioter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of euw toxic spies across the NaCl and your UWUHeadquarter is being traced right now so you better prepare for toxic warfare, rioter. The toxic warefare that wipes out the salty little thing you call your UWU. You're uwu done, rioter. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can flame you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare mouth. Not only am I extensively trained in sign language flaming, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Western European Flame Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your puny uwu off the face of this server, you little rioter. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "weeb" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your uwu tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you uwu weeb. I will send toxicity all over you and you will drown in it. You're f**king UWU, Rioter.

Originally posted by snoesty

I want LoL mobile though

Originally posted by DjGameK1ng

...I'm pretty sure by speaking that out loud, I've actually cursed the whole planet. I'm sorry, but also what the hell are you guys doing putting demonic incantations as reddit comments???

Originally posted by BowMarker

OwO stats when?

Originally posted by Gaben_Money

Breathe if tencent is forcing you to make Eternals