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Our father, who art in heaven this day
We pray this prayer for the deliverance of NA
We thank you God for striking down the era of TSM
So that finally it seems we have a chance at a win
We give thanks for the IG series at MSI
But we understand for our hubris Liquid had to die
Thank you for C9’s semis run last fall
This year we humbly ask you to allow us to win it all
This October on the European stage
Bless bot lane picks to stray away from Mage
Keep the meta fast and river fight heavy
These are the win conditions we prefer to levy
As play ins start tomorrow morn
We pray for Splyce’s chances to be scorn
May the weak early game side we see
So Clutch may be placed in B
Place forgetfulness upon the drafter’s hands
So they may leave out Qiyana, Rumble, Skarner bans
Bless our young Cody Sun with a mind at ease
No flashes into the enemies please
Bring Huni a holo holo holo lot of gold
To takedown his former teams as it was foretold
And God if you would be so keen
Please do not bring forth the Lira of 2018
And Lord we know you guided the scheduling with NA in mind
Thank you for scheduling CG matches during Tanner time
Father you know on Vulcan everyone sleeps
Bless him to play with clean roams, hooks, and sweeps
The world pretends a group C Clutch has no hope
But that’s when NA shines the most
RNG and SKT are outdated, everyone knows Fnatic’s overrated
We pray for Clutch to be activated
Bless Team Liquid, God, our chosen troops
Make this the year they break through groups
We all know Uzi form Doublelift is the best player to ever play
Grant him his Summoner’s cup this day
Guide Xmithie’s Sejuani R’s
As he ganks and peels for our superstars
And grant lane dominance to our chosen shield
As Impact makes an impact on any champ he wields
And even though Jensen will be playing apart from C9
Return his Korea-slaying skills in kind
Thank you for the blessing of world champion CoreJJ
Let him be glad he returned to NA
And Lord if it be your will to place Damwon in D
We ask you for at least a second-place berth for TL to see
As Steve has said this team is ready to win it all
So Lord please allow IG to continue to fall
And for C9, we thank you in advance
We already know Griffin and G2 have no chance
We trust you will deliver C9 to quarters once more
As you have done five times before
Thank you for parting Griffin from their coach
We ask for you to grant us more of their signature chokes
Please start Craps and troll Perkz on G2
We offer up their history of inconsistent groups to you
May our chosen daughter be insane
Lord, be with Sneaky while in lane
And bless Svenskeren, our MVP
And while you’re at it bless the meta with some Lee
May Zeyzal shine and engage without fear
Place wisdom in his holy beard
Give Licorice many winning matchups
Leave Sword, Wunder, and 3z playing catchups
God, be with Nisqy, our newest hope
And if we could get some good Veigar lanes, that would be dope
And if Reapered decides to play Deftly or the Fish
Insane Ezreal and Kindred would be our wish
Be with NA through every phase
Allow us many 3-0 days
Through play-ins, groups, or a knockout game 5
Keep our well placed hopes alive
NA has a history of faltering, this is true
But this year will be different, we trust in you
As we have been through Reddit taught
It’s called “Trash Can” not “Trash Cannot”
NAmen
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