[2019] A Prayer for NA

Let us channel our prayers, for NA of course

So we may see the best of our champion, a horse.

May Impact expose G2's toplane and his blunder,

to make EU scratch their heads and Wunder.

May Xmithie channel the power of Uncle Sam in all of his hits,

Because shut up he's an American all you racist sh*ts.

May Jensen get many claps from the audience when he

takes Craps and makes him leave lane Oh-Three.

Have Doublelift play with his shackles unbound,

as he shows a mid laner how a real ADC plays around.

CoreJJ doesn't need any prayers, for he is a God on his own

Instead pray for Mikyx when all the excuses will be thrown.

The road to this point was tough as an NA watcher,

So we pray to all make it worth it Father.

In the name of the Captain Flowers, the Ovilee May, and the Kobe Spirit,

NAmen

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