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Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity To seize all the gp you ever wanted in one day raids 3 Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo His palms are sweaty, supplies low, out of charges already There's sweat on his gaming chair already, He's nervous, but on the surface he looks like woox calm and ready To drop max specs, but he keeps on forgetting he hasnt prepotted, the dangers of raids 3 are so unforgiving He whips out his tbow, but the arrows just don't fly out He's choking, how? Everybody's planking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, hp bars are out Snap back to reality, raids 3 day one release is out already There goes b0aty, he choked, he's so mad but he won't let woox down that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His careers starting to tank steadily, it don't matter, he's woke He knows that but he's stoked, he's like a purple magnet so , he knows When he goes back to this mobile game, that's when it's Back to the grind again, yo, this old classic.

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about 2 years ago - /u/JagexLight - Direct link

No more games, I'ma change what you call rage BiS range

Tear this motherf'ing roof off with that runelite plugin aye

I was playin' in the beginnin', the mood all changed

I been chewed up, and spit out, and booed off stage

But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next drama

Best believe I have to sit here sometimes just watching you guys farm reddit karma

All the pain inside amplified by the

Fact that I have to read memes constantly in my 9 to 5

and I can't provide the right type of

atmosphere for feedback here to thrive

And its no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer

This is my life and these times are so hard

And it's getting even harder, tryna stay off reddit but also understand conflicting opinions

Teeter totter, caught up between bein' a J-Mod and a prima donna

Drama calendar drama, screamin' on, too much

For me to wanna stay on one platform, another day of memes

Gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail I've got

To turn my laptop off, or I'll end up in jail or shot

Success is my only motherf'in option, failure's not

Reddit, I love you, but I've got to go, I cannot spend so much of my life on here

So here I go, it's my shot

I'm turning off my laptop now, feet, fail me not, this may be the only opportunity that I got