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TL;DR: I wanted the Whisperer pet and I still don't have it after 12,000 kills and I'm desperate.

So I have come to Reddit to try my hand at the "Reddit Luck" RNG boost. I have recently passed 12K KC, and I can no longer rely on my own RNG for the Whisperer pet. I have killed this boss almost exclusively for over a year between finishing residency, moving cities, starting my career position, and becoming a dad. It was supposed to be my 30th pet. My goal was to finish all DT2 boss pets and I thought "Why not start with the pet that's 1/2000 for a drop rate?" I could not have been more wrong. So I ask you, my fellow Scapers, to try and get Jagex to notice my kill count and un-shadow ban me from getting the pet. I'm ready to do other content and enjoy the game like I once did. There is so much I haven't done simply because I'm stubborn and can't walk away at this point. (I know I'm doing this to myself and I could walk away at any time, but "gambler's fallacy" and "time sink fallacy" have me in a chokehold.)

Efficient Hours Bossed (EHB): ~600 hours (the real hours are higher because I wasn't always doing max kills/hour)

Chance of having the pet at this kc: 99.752%

Chance of being this dry: 0.2475%

Total GP made: ~4B (I couldn't exactly track it because Orbs, Virtus, and Rings have fluctuated as time has gone on)

The loot tracker on RuneLite is not exactly 12000 KC because the client was bugged when The Whisperer was first released, and didn't track loot right away but wanted to include it for the loot lovers like myself!

EDIT: All Virtus pieces were dropped by the Whisperer. I have 0 kc at 2 of the 4 DT2 bosses, and never got a piece from Duke

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about 11 hours ago - /u/JagexSarnie - Direct link

Don't worry fam, you'll get it on the next one... or the next one... or th