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My grampa made RSN '5' before WW2, then sadly died during WW2.

He chose that name because that was what his doctor put as the limit of amount of times he was allowed to shag gramma in 1 week before his heart would be at risk of giving out.

Due to old age he had dementia and had trouble remembering the allowed amount of shags and named his account after that to help him remember.

Anyways, as is happening to all of us after not playing this game for a while, the itch always returns and he is no exception to this rule. His itch was so insanely strong it somehow resurrected him and now he came knocking at my door to inform me that he would like to play on his OG account again but for some reason it won't let him into the game.

Jagex fix pls? PM me grampas password and I'll kindly deliver it to him. He is sitting here stoked like a child the night before christmas.

Proof of my grampa playing OSRS pre WW2, he just got his firecape in this old photo that I dug up from his attic.

Proof of my grampa today, eagerly awaiting a solution, $11 at the ready

Thank Jagex

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over 3 years ago - /u/Mod_Stevew - Direct link

Spotted this thread on my lunch break. I've checked in with our support team and your Grampa has submitted an account recovery request to us .

Unfortunately the information he provided was not strong enough for us to conclusively agree that he is the account creator. For the question 'where did you create the account' he answered 'from my favourite comfy chair' and when we asked him if he had ever moved home he responded with 'I remember when all this was fields'.

We did push back and ask for some stronger information but he simply replied to that request by saying 'respect your elders'.

We'd love to get your Grampa reunited with his account but we will need some stronger information, so if you could pass that on to him it would be greatly appreciated.

Incidentally when you do speak to him can you please ask him to stop sending us small metal tins full of hard aniseed candy. It won't help him get his account back and we really have no need for them.