[2021] Unable to Find Matchmaking Games

I played three or four games earlier this afternoon. Around lunch time, I hopped off to eat and came back. I queued up for Unranked, and sat there for roughly 20 minutes. I told myself "Man, that's odd. I haven't found a game?" This is pretty common in other games I play (such as CSGO), so I left the queue, reset my game, and queued back up. 30 more minutes passed.

I decided to uninstall, reinstall, verify game cache, flush DNS, port forward, and reset my PC. All of which presented no fix at all.

I got off for an hour or so, thinking maybe something was wrong. Came back, and it's still the same story. I invited a friend to queue thinking maybe, just maybe I was bugged for some reason. Still can't find a game.

It's 5PM on a Sunday. There's no doubt in my mind people are playing on US Central servers.

Does anyone have any clue what is going on?