I went to the store and walked down the cereal aisle. Then I added up the cost of all the cereals there. Surprisingly, it added up to over $20,000!! I was shocked.
I’m doing some drunken slushie math here. I wanna l know what super market your in where they have over 4 thousand cereal boxes in one aisle.
Seriously.
….Hic
I just hate blitzing in general🤷🏻♂️ Wish they would stop using it as a way to release new characters all together. It’s the most boring aspect of the game. Sim endlessly every 2 hours is a terrible game mode imo.
Yeah but it’s a fairly hard mode to screw up and cause bugs……..
I'm so glad you guys are your own harshest critics.😐
I throw up a little slushie in my mouth Everytime I read that lol.
And gross
weird. if only you read the 301982 other posts about it being broken for the last hour.
Stay salty commander.
I love that this is the reaction still. While yes we should assume they won’t get it right, we also should not have to assume that. A company making as much as they do for a mobile game should not be making critical errors like this on a regular basis. It’s f**king pathetic
It points to the complete lack of leadership in their product and engineering groups.
/u/CM_Cerebro anyone over there want to hold the person(s) accountable that tested this? Because, you know, someone DID test it according to what your team has promised.
No
Same. /u/CM_Cerebro how are all those process improvements you promised after the Summer of Blunder? What an embarrassment this company is.
You didn’t really think we were gonna do that did you commander?
Lol that’s cute.
But why would any say that, ever?
That would take 150 years to utter...
Not after the 4rth one
Whoa, hold up.
That's a thing????
I can drink a mango white claw slushee???
Must confer with the wife about how to make this. Thank you for the idea.
Yes commander. And it is delicious.
They have lost all credibility and therefore any privilege they had to be given the benefit of the doubt. As far as I am concerned I believe this is 100% intentional and is some manipulation play to f**k with us. Create more FOMO maybe?
They never had credibility and sober Cerebro is a shill.
Amateur hour, every hour.
The lack of professionalism from their product and engineering teams is embarrassing. If I saw their product and engineering leaders applying to other jobs I’d toss the resumes in the proverbial trash faster then you can say “mango whiteclaw slushee please barkeep!”
"We strive to offer the best experience possible. We have fallen short of delivering that recently.
The leadership of the development team is currently auditing our processes and working quickly to address the links in the chain that contributed to a number of the recent problems. These issues are learning experiences for the team and changes are being made to address weak spots. This includes but is not limited to:
Improved testing requirements for Quality Assurance
Longer lead times and more rigor around data implementation
Development of additional tools to mitigate errors"
Actual words said by /u/CM_Cerebro that he expected us to believe. Please, just give them the patience of two or three more years and I'm sure they'll figure out how this all works.
You didn’t actually fall for that line of bullsh*t this time did you?
Lol
…Hic
FAT THOR is the only answer.
lol get f**ked commander
^ this guy gets it
actual next week
Next week Australian time or next week commander time?
You can unblock this issue commander for $14.99 per group of 250 catalysts!
Good farming commander!
“Hahahaha, f**k you commander” - Rick from scopely
Hey that’s my line commander!
Same here lol. Tagging u/cm_cerebro and u/cm_archangel here for clarification.
Haha
He’s probably is a dark cherry slushie fan
The problem is that everyone's roster is going to be exactly the same. Resources are so limited and bottlenecked, players won't be able to work on teams and characters they like without sacrificing the opportunity to unlock Apocalypse.
Everyone’s roster became the same when they started trait locking raids and trait boosted war. It went from making your own creative teams to doing what they want to sell you.
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