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But have you tried a black cherry AND mango slushie??
Do you think I was born yesterday commander!?!?!?
But have you tried a black cherry AND mango slushie??
Do you think I was born yesterday commander!?!?!?
Bro, do you even bingo?
Mostly just drunk slushees
You are truly the hero we need. Thank you Drunken CereBRO for always being the beacon of light and hope for us to follow to the promised land!
May Apocalypse be with you. And with your alt
No thanks is needed. I’m here for you and all the commanders. And black cherry slushies. Btw they are so much better then mango slushees. Why has no one told me about this before????
I was revving my engine to come snarkily reply to this when I got notified about the post lol
Less snark! Look at all the amazing positives we will see this patch!
Thanks now I’m going to be even more negative
Why is that commander??? Someone needs a slushie!!!!
What’s the opposite of a blackout?
I don’t understand the question
Well, personally I don't have the freeze at 13% problem, does that count?
Besides, I'm not being negative. I did say "almost" and "not much chance". That's pretty positive when it comes to Scopely.
Congrats commander you have your first bingo spot covered!
This almost doesn't seem fair..... not much chance we'll be checking any of these off and there's no way in hell anyone is getting BINGO.
I call shenanigans!!
See this is exactly the type of negativity I’m here to prevent as your one true community manager. Which of these isn’t positive and likely too happen????
What? No Free Space?!
Stay positive young commander! These should all be free spaces after this patch is released!
That’s right commanders! Your one true community manager has seen the anger and frustrations and overall negative recently and I say NO MORE! Let’s be positive about the upcoming patch and extra quality control boundless Scopely entertainment has done as they are their own toughest critics!
As a result I’ve crafted a new patch day bingo card here that focuses on all the great things that we can expect with This release. I truly hope you all get full coverage bingo from all the positive bingo card options we all look forward to on this patch!
Yours in slushiness!
Drunken Cerebro
PS. Thanks to Macitaly for the amazing photo of mandarin crushing a whiteclaw for me. If yo...
Read more External link →Nah I prefer the salt posts. Finding "help and tools" is easy enough. Harsh feedback has made a difference, even if minimal. You dont play many mobile games if you think this is your average experience. It absolutely is not. This is one of the worst companies out there for mobile games and it isn't close, theyre just lucky they got a massive IP or this would've died ages ago.
Please keep salt posting people. Let your displeasure and poor treatment be heard, dont let Scopeless defenders silence you.
I’m here for you commander!
What does he even do now that Gambit and Rogue are out?
Talk about their eventual rework.
Thank you DrunkenCereBRO. God bless you!!
There is no god. Only the cold hell of a scopely QA checklist.
Has anyone been informed on what specific software Cerebro is using?
Whiteclaw.exe
u/CM_DrunkenCereBRO will clear this up
I’m here for all of you commanders. Except tonnugut. I’m 4 canned mojitos in already and getting ready to watch the new got episodes.
I guess he ran away again to put the blind fold...
Yeah or get a top up on his drink!
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The intent of this post like all of my posts is to provide humor. Have the rules changed over the years now?
All roads are now toll roads as well
Paved roads are toll roads commander! Only accessible via the monthly driving pass for 19.99
You forgot the part where they lobby to change the driving laws and assert that this is what it was meant to look like all along.
How many crashes before they give out compensation?