I think you need to be pun-ished, personally. A devotion to puns is quite a pun-dertaking, and I'm not sure you have the expunentionally necessary dedication, and are therefore punaware of the (I'm sure) punintentionally negative effect those puns are having on this thread.
I think you need to read up. Upun that happuning, you'll punderstand what it means to be a punderful pun-writer.