the atavistic urge to be a tiny pixel person
you can literally just monetize twitter by giving people little avatars to dress up with premium items. deep down our reptilian brains simply long for a return to gaia online
to be clear this is a pokemon tweet my cat would not get his lazy ass up if his kibbles depended on it
ah the cat gets up. of course the cat gets up
@moawko on the edge of my seat
god dude what a mess. could not come up with a more thorough mishandling of a website if i tried
the twitter situation is terrible for everyone whose livelihood depends on this website for networking and customer communication but at the very least it is also extremely funny
they shouldn't have put entities in my bathroom. my bathroom stopped being scary once they put the entities in
@dril: i truly believe that i will usher in a new era of peace and prosperity when i get every single post on hthis f*cking website dele…
@ShioIsAwesome77 @Yahiamice as far as i'm concerned this is a macroaggression
if i see a blue checkmark in my replies it's on sight
i think tove jansson and dr seuss should fight
@jdzombi_ i must yet become stronger
love when someone with 100k+ followers locks their account. hostages
@lorenschmidt nice
next game i make you won't be able to pet any animals. i'm rebelling
they gotta make commercials read like patch notes i don't care about "New recipe! Now with even MORE flavor" just hit me with [v1.71 update] •corn syrup content buffed to 45% (was 37%)
in the early 2010s every single non-game app was named something like "Brogurtly"
when i die and wait to respawn fighting a boss in terraria multiplayer
A drawing from the start of my 2021 diary. Keeping this energy going into 2022 https://t.co/myPxDKzftf
bring back Web3D. online shopping should feel like playing daggerfall
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