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everyone online is so terminally consumed by the compulsion to create content. not me tho if i stop posting or producing for 2 days that's a personal moral failing but everyone else yeah it's a problem

i'm so depressed. get the man his account back

referential humor is possibly the lowest form of content but if i'm responsible for even one person discovering ratboy genius because they looked up the flavor text in a cookie clicker achievement then it's all worth it really

@Tintin by the end of its run Tintin had become a symbol of tolerance and socially-conscious storytelling so it's truly heartening to see it go back to its early roots as disgusting exploitative bullsh*t

belgium is cancelled sorry everyone

back in the day RPGs had full-scale towns and dungeons and then a minified overworld; now everything is meant to be 1:1 real-size which is great but do you sincerely expect me to believe all these fantasy races evolved on continents smaller than some parking lots i've been in

sorry i'm making these tweets with the assumption there's a dwarf fortress revival going on and people will get what i'm talking about. there is a dwarf fortress revival going on right

being struck by a fey mood and withdrawing to my room to work on strange projects is practically how i ever get anything done

@FoldableHuman dreadful

i don't even care anymore man just sell me twitter i can't make it any worse. my budget is $8

@FlorkOfCows you're so right

having a great day today (being productive)

"i don't have to do anything productive right now actually. during the time between christmas and new year's eve i am contractually off the hook" <- guy who just spent 5 hours coding for the new update

tweet printed out and cited 5 times at the divorce hearing

girl are you a properly handled ajax request because that form is validating

@A_DumbMan uhhh maybe late teens-early 20s idk i thought everyone played flash games before it got retired

it only went out of commission like 2 years ago... come on man... come on

never felt as old as this christmas gathering where i was answering questions about web game development to my younger cousins and they went "what's Flash"

hey it's Steam Christmas sale time so you can get Cookie Clicker 60% off for literally the price of a cookie. for yourself or your pals. just so u kno.

the healthiest social media advice i can give is. you gotta keep posting. you never know when a banger's gonna hit. just keep posting all the time