Cookie Clicker Dev Tracker

one day i'll make a game that features a generic cooking system and what i eat on any given day is what i'll add as a recipe in the next game update

i think it's so funny hearing people agonize over being 30+ like oh no their joints ache their back hurts their knees creak. but not me! it turns out i am immune to the vicissitudes of aging. anyway this is my 3rd nap today

beaten to the punch by randall munroe once again. next time. next time

we award all the cool rights somewhere around the age of 20 and not much else after that. you should be able to unlock even cooler rights the older you get. i guess you can run for president starting at 35 but i'm talking about rights that are exciting and consequential here

i can't be "guy who complains about the new pokemon game" if i just don't play it. smart

what's that i'm hearing. what did they do to my boy dunsparce

idk why we're always freaking out about AI when we're already experiencing a slow-motion global gray goo event solely due to the notion of "fiduciary duty to shareholders"

Hey there daniel from account safety! Its me your boss eIon mսsk🚀🚀. Unfortunately I seem to have misplaced my login credentials and

pretty soon the only employees left working at twitter will be some of the most truly gullible folks known to man which means if you play your cards right with a little social engineering you could be one professional-looking email away from the heist of the century

"ladies and gentlemen, it's been an honor 🫡" no it hasn't. get real

i hope if this site does shut down it at least goes into "static archive" mode or something or the amount of internet-wide link rot will be out of this world

we deserve more competent overlords

@Orteil42: considering...current platform events i'd like to mention i'm also active on tumblr where i also post Cookie Clicker announce…

what do they put in the water at those web dev conventions

deviantart no

dare to tread uponst mine abode

considering...current platform events i'd like to mention i'm also active on tumblr where i also post Cookie Clicker announcements and other game updates. it's a little bit sillier tho

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@merteral i am going to set a server farm on fire

to be specific i don't mean this as a replacement for profile pictures. i'm saying your little guy should live in your profile banner and your mutuals can tap the glass and toss it food pellets

@BeardACG yes but those little things are awful and therefore do not count