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7s do we have any bamboo in the
11s kitchen what's up y'all I'm Michael and
15s I am one of the community managers here
16s at coffee stain Studios and speaking of
19s coffee stain last week we had our own
22s in-office game Jam what this means is
25s that we took all of the satisfactory
27s team members and put them into teams of
29s six in five different teams who all made
32s one game each under the theme you are
36s already
37s dead now I was also part of a team but
41s my main job my main focus was to just
44s get around the building and film shoot
46s as much as possible of the game Jam for
48s all of you to see which is what this
51s video is uh you will also see that all
53s team members are set at their own usual
56s workstations and that's because we
58s pitched the idea to our CTO of moving
62s all desks and pieces about so all teams
64s could be in the same rooms across the
66s building and uh he gave us this look so
69s we figured you know what we're good
72s thanks um but yeah that's about it uh
77s this video is a bit direct a bit rough
79s around the edges uh just to give you
81s guys with some light editing just to
83s give you guys you know kind of a rough
85s idea of who we are what mood we were in
88s uh what games we made and uh yeah
93s please enjoy the
99s [Music]
106s jam hello hello Vlad yeah what are you
110s up to or should I actually just go away
112s I'm trying to create blueprint class
116s camera
117s shaking but I have no idea how to create
122s games a wild G2 has
125s appeared hello hello hello sir am I
128s bothering you no no yeah we have a a
132s timer we have a switch and we have
136s lights so now things
138s are interactable I think uh in the next
141s two hours we can release our game and
143s steam o full
146s price what about AAA prices like
151s 9999 oh that's cocky
154s sense
156s G no yes I have no I have no [ __ ]
159s clue what I'm
161s doing are you enjoying this week though
163s yeah a lot that's good that's good
165s lot hello Anna what's up am I bothering
169s you no no but I am kind of in the focus
172s cuz oh I can leave if you want n no it's
174s okay just a lot of 3D needs to be done
177s today oh okay okay a lot of it and I
180s also kind of design it as I go you just
183s go as simple as you
185s can what's up Mark pain hello what you
189s got for me pain pain we're doing Tower
193s Defense oh look at that he's moving I no
196s so these guys are trying to eat my
198s yellow ball still I think I've showed
199s you before I can kill them but it's not
202s the way it's h
209s weak
212s the answer is also
216s pain Mr K2 yes our characters here take
220s a turn first we only have one and then
222s they take a turn then it's back to our
225s turn i k o and it just vaporizes beneath
229s the
229s floor don't tell me pain please no no no
232s I'm very confident what doing stuff good
234s stuff I think we're going at a very
236s rapid paase yeah um everyone is
238s communicating and things are just just
240s overall
241s succeeding hey what's up Natalie I'm
244s making pixel rocks oh yeah I love pixel
248s art aren't they beautiful yes here's our
251s our two little dudes and another little
254s dude you can like oh we got a bug our
258s guy
259s disappears but his health bar keeps
266s going how's it going uh so personally I
270s I've done almost zero Dev for my own
272s team team two sounds like stereotypical
274s developer yeah you're you're on a fast
276s track to success hello David hello
280s hello do you play
284s Pokemon no no no do you know what
287s happens in Pokemon when two trainers
289s eyes meet they battle they battle good
292s thing I have my little all night
295s dude
298s oh why why is that hanging so
301s low so yesterday as part of the now
304s deleted content you sat here struggling
307s to boot up the engine almost the entire
309s day no it wasn't all the entire day did
311s you work overtime no you promise yeah
314s overtime is bad yeah good stuff Hello
317s Hannah Hello am I disturbing you not
320s really not really it is so hard to tell
322s because all of you all of you have
324s headsets on you're on Discord you're in
327s voice calls we're all muted though oh
329s yeah you can see my incredibly beautiful
331s art look at look at my beautiful art
333s something you made yourself I I made art
335s look at our little
337s guy yo do you have an actual game to
340s show me uh we have a little bit I think
343s a little bit show me the content oh God
346s did you have a team name uh no no no I
349s mean that's going to be another six hour
351s meeting to decide what to name just make
354s one up right now you get 5 Seconds one
357s Team
358s Six here we go I believe this
363s is chop door oh my god get
368s wrecked hello cab I'm so sorry man I am
373s so
381s sorry ever do that again and then I can
385s basically
388s conation
391s [Music]
397s why you so
399s happy uh when things work they work when
401s things work they work yes are you done
404s um I wouldn't say fully done but we got
406s some things in that I'm quite happy with
408s now
409s uhhuh we got enemy
412s interaction hello hello I have nothing
416s fun today I mean the resty progress and
420s I have fixed I've basically been bug
423s fixing so what's going on over here Mr
425s Max I'm uh I'm doing some uh pixel
429s animations right yeah it's fun it's it's
431s the first time I'm looking at pixel
433s animation too and it's it's so much fun
441s nice hit me up to BS what's up how is
444s Team 4 looking Team 4 is looking great
447s man great yeah taking it home yeah we're
450s taking home oh we get a bunch of stuff
452s oh yeah oh this might actually be broken
454s right now perfect timing I'm currently
457s changing some stuff around so it's kind
459s of broken you know it is what it is what
461s they all say but you know yeah all our
463s buildings disappeared because it's
465s broken how's it going
470s Mark well uh as you can see we have a
473s lot of issues going on right now with
474s Unreal Engine and uh we we we can't
477s really do much about it but uh I'm I'm
479s hoping for the best I'm hoping I'm
480s hoping that the competition will be ours
483s by
484s Friday oh I see I see oh [ __ ] it's here
487s the real Mark why are you talking to my
490s screen your game is looking a lot more
492s like colored than tobs oh well no his
494s walls were like colored yellowish gold
497s and your floor is colored why is that
500s different I think has not sync to the
502s latest uh mistake every programmer does
506s he's attacking my [ __ ] I'm a ghost so
508s I'm allowed to go through walls you can
510s see the little blinks oh yeah yeah yeah
512s you can also see that the health is
513s going up again it's because my thing
515s heals my structures as well right and I
518s get to buy stone walls which are
521s actually
524s [Music]
528s spikes the man alive hello and he
531s responds hello sir you going to die what
535s am I going to die no the player going to
537s die oh thank God you're later I'm
538s currently I'm working working on a
540s system to olude things the the main
544s mechanic is to save people by putting
548s stuff in front of them okay able to grab
550s one of these you can put them around and
553s if you're not careful you can destroy
554s whole pillars heat things around uhhuh
557s so that's the main idea
559s to make them safe from the blast what am
563s I looking at Villa I don't know because
565s it doesn't make sense to me either that
567s is not what you want the game them to
569s say
570s telekinetic beam telekinetic beam so
574s when you move objects around this is the
576s beam that connects from the player to
577s the object yeah it should be I'm just
581s eting me
584s me hit me Uzu day three what you got uh
588s it's making thing making a thing look at
592s this what oh it's the dude yes it's the
596s dude and now he can he is alive who who
600s oh oh yeah there one
603s time wait where's where's mine it takes
606s a while cuz I I put a a High um High
609s seat there yeah there's there's there's
611s one of mine and of course it doesn't
613s work I don't know where I am headset off
617s which means safe to approach God damn it
619s that's not how this works here we are
622s this this for the viewers he's been here
624s for five minutes this
626s is pretend this hurts this toally hurts
630s me ouch ouch ouch yeah nav mes is still
634s in progress we got look at
637s them they're not camera facing yet oh no
642s I have been
643s [Music]
644s spiked oh there's a lot of things going
647s in here going on here even
649s mhm oh wait a second that's a cockpit it
655s is now I'm terrified because the theme
657s is you are already dead
660s and that is not something that I want to
662s hear in an
665s airplane your game is looking like
667s you're sitting in a cockpit in a
669s crashing airplane and you will have
672s absolutely no way out please tell me
674s it's wrong kind of right kind of right
678s why why G2 not like this kind of right
682s it's going to be exciting to see how how
685s people handle the
688s stress
699s hello your screens are off oh no you
701s have a laptop yeah because my computer
703s broke down oh on the last day of course
706s the worst and I was going to say like oh
709s your screens are off so that means I
710s finally caught you at a good time and uh
713s now I'm not sure it's been fun and I
715s honestly that's all the most important
718s thing for me is having fun fun getting
719s to know people try out some some stuff
723s you don't do in your day-to-day job and
725s uh yeah and if in the end if you end up
728s having a fun game well that's a bonus I
730s like that final hours of the kind of
733s final day
735s P oh got him
742s oh oh
745s [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] she only
750s made the game guys it's it's fine it's
752s fine uhuh oh oh oh yeah it's janky as
755s hell okay okay oh oh come on that was
760s too wait hold on teleporting rocks now
762s I've seen everything me and the boulder
763s need to what is happening over there uh
767s orientation can you play this guitar for
778s me
787s [Music]
795s [Music]
803s there the explosion oh yes what you can
805s do you can pull
807s over than and try and contain it to
811s block the explosion killing things here
813s we go we're in the
816s explosion
819s oh oh this is a second
824s explosion oh that
826s scary it's already yeah I'm happy I'm
828s not stuck there
833s with GL you got that on camera
836s yep
838s solid
841s why do you open with a screen
843s Shake um it's a random time you
846s know I don't know what to figure out at
849s least give it a grace period like hello
851s yeah you need to suffer immediately wait
854s what happens if you touch that
858s button you will win the game you will
860s win the game so do not touch the game
863s you don't need to
864s win right I'm giving you one final shot
867s turn me over
872s you see this beautiful button here I'm
874s going to give you a choice right do you
877s want to press it yes why
887s not you really really this is your fault
892s I'm out of
894s [Music]
898s here
902s this guy is invoking some like Legend of
904s Zelda Oracle of Ages Seasons feeling of
907s me did you play those the 2D zeldas no I
909s never played the Zelda any of them any
911s of them any of them I've missed out on
915s that unfortunately flame him guys down
917s in the
919s comments purpose Natalie yeah it's the
923s final hour of the final day basically
926s tomorrow how do you
927s feel we're making Final Fantasy what's
931s up
933s Anna no
935s contact no
938s contact she's so n what's up hit me hit
943s you hit me you want me to hit you well
945s not literally please oh well that would
947s be Troublesome yeah that would trou yeah
950s we're making some cool [ __ ] now you can
953s actually build lots of stuff oh
957s yeah and then everything is just
959s exploding oh
960s God was expecting trouble when I see one
963s of your monitors turned off but you're
966s looking like you're alive
972s again damn it don't want
977s to
979s speak I hate this Discord
988s setup
992s we made a game called mosion This is
995s returning our game is Tik Tok warlock be
999s Innovative for a game Jam so we made a
1001s Power Defense game inide so we made
1002s Pac-Man without the grid why are we the
1004s J OPG team we started with a zombie
1006s farming game no UI or ux persons we
1009s thought we had an idea and then we
1011s didn't you're trying to defend your
1012s grave from all these paladins on the way
1014s are people who you going to save you are
1016s continuously chased and you have to flee
1018s the monsters impeccable combat there is
1021s no turning back you can save yourself
1023s it's pretty much a different scenario
1024s but you can save your comrades kill them
1026s collect your soul coins and build towers
1028s those are people
1032s Japan on the Friday of Destiny the
1035s deadline for submitting all the games
1037s was
1039s lunchtime after lunch we had some very
1041s kind people over from Iron Gate visiting
1044s our cave to harshly but fairly judge
1048s every underworld game we had made in
1051s that week two victories were up for
1054s grabs in this game Jam one by the team
1057s most favored by iron gate and the other
1061s voted forth by our very own coffee stain
1064s staff and so the prize ceremony
1069s follows we can say that yes we were 10
1072s people from iron gates and everybody
1073s voted giving points to their favorites
1075s in whatever type of categories they
1078s wanted to
1079s and then we just took the total and it
1080s was very very close but we do have the
1085s [Music]
1086s winner it's mix
1091s [Applause]
1102s closure thank
1107s you
1111s yes we need to fix this just one
1113s [Applause]
1123s time people's
1129s vote pyramid
1137s G
1143s we don't have the physical here because
1144s it needs to be
1146s engraved but there will be a
1150s trophy a musical
1155s one expected delivery 3
1158s weeks perhaps so we all need to gather
1161s your name uh and the your team name like
1165s the game name and you will have it
1167s engraved uh
1169s soon it's going to be this
1172s big
1176s H it's a
1180s frame and that's the gist of it after
1183s all prizes had been rightfully earned we
1186s proceeded to wind down with
1188s snacks
1190s pizzas and good
1192s company all of us very cheerful and also
1196s very tired after the game Jam
1199s but all of us also very eager and with
1203s our sights set once more on satisf
1207s Factory long day fun week
1211s [Music]
1214s yes honestly the game Jam was magic to
1219s me specifically I've only been here for
1221s some three odd months I still have so
1222s many more people to get to know better
1224s so much more stuff to learn about so
1226s many more skills to hone and this week
1228s week proved to be such an awesome week
1231s to do just that uh I even got to make
1233s games again which I haven't done for two
1234s or three years and it's just such a
1236s great time and the entire team agrees
1240s you know after the holidays after a slow
1243s win start after the foul weather the
1245s blizzards um after this game Jam we've
1247s just gotten to let loose a bit get to
1250s work even the veterans around here get
1251s to work with some new people you don't
1252s usually speak with too often and uh have
1256s a great old time and and after all this
1260s all of us are looking forward to getting
1262s back to satisfactory very much and very
1266s fast but yeah that about sums it up a
1269s big thank you to all of you for watching
1271s this video and a big thank you to the
1275s people at ironate for coming over
1276s judging us harshly and playing our games
1279s just hanging out with us um I really
1282s really hope you had a good old time all
1284s of you watching but yeah
1286s team till the next train arrives
1289s see
1294s you and I am one of the community
1296s managers community manag community
1297s manager Community
1299s manager can I just say cm in the future