Cookie Clicker Dev Tracker

all factory-building games are worthless if they don't let you mass-produce food. what's the point of anything if little food items aren't involved

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new Cookie Clicker beta 2.05 is up!
this update contains the final, 20th building I plan to add to the game. future updates will be more freeform and will focus on adding new minigames and other features. still got years of content planned!

tomorrow i think.

i'm so sorry for being that guy but i can't overstate how reminiscent current twitter is of Portal 2 when the entire facility starts to break down because wheatley got so insecure about being called a moron he starts cobbling together abominations that don't work out of spite

the final count for the new cookie clicker update, including stuff already in the beta from last year, is +51 new upgrades and +49 new achievements

substantial cookie clicker news: milk icons now have Thingies

okay no more tweeting until i have substantial cookie clicker news. let's go

i see folks posting their funniest content on their tiny priv accounts and frankly i can only aspire to that kind of self-restraint

i want to rewatch Silicon Valley but i can't recall a single satirical plot point that reality hasn't eclipsed tenfold since

(me, rationalizing) it's okay if i take a long time because my game is literally about waiting :)))))

my therapist still hasn't gotten back to me re: adhd diagnosis. whatever it is i've got going i've had to deal with it my entire professional life. i am so slow! unsustainable

"the last 10% of the work takes 90% of the time" isn't about how the devil is in the details it's about how my brain won't let me get this cookie clicker update done despite it mostly just needing some pixels and flavor text and a couple more bells and whistles

as AI providers seek more venues for monetization we'll start seeing more seamlessly-integrated advertising. characters generated in midjourney will all be suspiciously drinking Pepsi Max. chat with sigmund freudbot and he'll tell you the cure to depression is raid shadow legends

if you're cultured you know Touhou is actually pronounced "Towhom"

i've heard like 5 nauseating new twitter developments in the past few hours alone the guy is really stripping the global village down for copper wire

elon's directorship has been an invaluable boon for anyone suffering from impostor syndrome

"washed-up indie dev"-ass tweets

i'm not addicted to momentum i can stop whenever i want

please stop leaking confidential cookie manufacturing secrets because you want balance changes in cookie clicker. the pepperidge farm and nabisco lawyers are on my ass