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when you block a pokemon from evolving it should just get bigger instead

non-euclidean geometry is still unparalleled

the fool is back THE FOOL IS BACK @yg_fool @yg_fool @yg_fool

i think i'm reaching oversatiation with youtube video essays there's only so much more "The Subtle Horror Of Texas Chain Saw Massacre" i can take

absolutely incredible how i have both the drive and the abilities to make my game dev dreams come true but i am just so sleepy

every year around this season my local twitter trends afflict me with the reminder that this is how dutch people spell snow

the non-american kid experience is once in a while your parents take you to watch some new family movie with an inexplicably weird premise and years later you find out it's actually based on a beloved US children's literature classic. who the hell is Dr Seuss

kojima put me in death stranding

everyone online is so terminally consumed by the compulsion to create content. not me tho if i stop posting or producing for 2 days that's a personal moral failing but everyone else yeah it's a problem

i'm so depressed. get the man his account back

referential humor is possibly the lowest form of content but if i'm responsible for even one person discovering ratboy genius because they looked up the flavor text in a cookie clicker achievement then it's all worth it really

belgium is cancelled sorry everyone

back in the day RPGs had full-scale towns and dungeons and then a minified overworld; now everything is meant to be 1:1 real-size which is great but do you sincerely expect me to believe all these fantasy races evolved on continents smaller than some parking lots i've been in

sorry i'm making these tweets with the assumption there's a dwarf fortress revival going on and people will get what i'm talking about. there is a dwarf fortress revival going on right

being struck by a fey mood and withdrawing to my room to work on strange projects is practically how i ever get anything done

i don't even care anymore man just sell me twitter i can't make it any worse. my budget is $8

having a great day today (being productive)

"i don't have to do anything productive right now actually. during the time between christmas and new year's eve i am contractually off the hook" <- guy who just spent 5 hours coding for the new update

tweet printed out and cited 5 times at the divorce hearing

girl are you a properly handled ajax request because that form is validating