we award all the cool rights somewhere around the age of 20 and not much else after that. you should be able to unlock even cooler rights the older you get. i guess you can run for president starting at 35 but i'm talking about rights that are exciting and consequential here
i can't be "guy who complains about the new pokemon game" if i just don't play it. smart
what's that i'm hearing. what did they do to my boy dunsparce
idk why we're always freaking out about AI when we're already experiencing a slow-motion global gray goo event solely due to the notion of "fiduciary duty to shareholders"
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pretty soon the only employees left working at twitter will be some of the most truly gullible folks known to man which means if you play your cards right with a little social engineering you could be one professional-looking email away from the heist of the century
"ladies and gentlemen, it's been an honor 🫡" no it hasn't. get real
i hope if this site does shut down it at least goes into "static archive" mode or something or the amount of internet-wide link rot will be out of this world
we deserve more competent overlords
what do they put in the water at those web dev conventions
deviantart no
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dare to tread uponst mine abode
considering...current platform events i'd like to mention i'm also active on tumblr where i also post Cookie Clicker announcements and other game updates. it's a little bit sillier tho
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to be specific i don't mean this as a replacement for profile pictures. i'm saying your little guy should live in your profile banner and your mutuals can tap the glass and toss it food pellets
the atavistic urge to be a tiny pixel person
you can literally just monetize twitter by giving people little avatars to dress up with premium items. deep down our reptilian brains simply long for a return to gaia online
to be clear this is a pokemon tweet my cat would not get his lazy ass up if his kibbles depended on it
ah the cat gets up. of course the cat gets up
god dude what a mess. could not come up with a more thorough mishandling of a website if i tried
the twitter situation is terrible for everyone whose livelihood depends on this website for networking and customer communication but at the very least it is also extremely funny
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