Cookie Clicker Dev Tracker

central/northern europe may be a tad over-represented in Cookie Clicker's cookie upgrades and the upcoming update doesn't exactly go against that... those folks sure like their baked goods

when u grumble only mildly at unpleasant weather>>

no more little lesson icons and it feels like they took out all the "you can learn previous lessons more in depth at your own pace" nonlinearity out of it. also the lesson order got way jumbled up i already learned those prepositions months ago

is the new duolingo patch objectively bad or is this a case of "i started on the previous version so this new update is alien and scary to me"

oh we really ducked that milkshake

sorry i missed the awards show will the bill clinton game be nintendo switch exclusive

dope

the thing is i do use trigonometry regularly as a game programmer but only in an instinctive half-understood kind of way like a frightful amount of this is just me adding or subtracting halves of PI until the thingies on my screen spin the way i need them to

treating the richest person in the room like they're the smartest person in the room is straight-up just never worth it. don't do it

houseflies are getting their torsos doubled and their antennae replaced with extra legs for FREE but if i try to get it done oh no that's not allowed suddenly

i need my HOX genes deduplicated i want to get silly with my body plan

Cookie Clicker hard mode featuring tougher enemies with smarter AI and more treacherous level design

oh yeah we're doing Steam Awards this year! for fun! please feel free to vote for us!

Valve loves doing vertical pans through buildings to show the player little f*cked up things happening on every floor

technically i already do that with Cookie Clicker hence the disproportionate representation of french and dutch cookies in the game. write what you know etc etc

one day i'll make a game that features a generic cooking system and what i eat on any given day is what i'll add as a recipe in the next game update

i think it's so funny hearing people agonize over being 30+ like oh no their joints ache their back hurts their knees creak. but not me! it turns out i am immune to the vicissitudes of aging. anyway this is my 3rd nap today

beaten to the punch by randall munroe once again. next time. next time