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Everything besides jumping gate and pressing F1!

Hello,

It is 10:12 UTC, and I wanted to take the time and give you another update on the current situation.

The unfortunate reality is that the DDoS attacks are still ongoing. They differ in size, method used, intensity, and duration. We are monitoring the health of our services around the clock and working with partners in adjusting our mitigation methods. With our speedy response times, we are managing to keep the impact to a minimum. However, sudden disconnects, problems with accessing EVE, or other issues with in-game chat and Omega statuses can aggravate at times when the attacks get particularly nasty.

This sucks. We want you to play EVE without interruptions, undock with your mates and go on a roam, wind down after a long day at work, or just have fun doing the things you have planned. We have a bunch of cool stuff coming that our developers have been working on putting together and providing you with a quality service to enjoy it is our top priority.

Duly noted. Now pick a side.

The choice is obvious!

#TeamCCP

I’m bad at EVE but a decent FC can accommodate for all my shortcomings. @CCP_Aurora?

I mean I’d be down for a Pee Vee Pee fight against them. Some sort of tournament of two alliances against each other. I’ll think of a phrase for it.

If you think this is posting, you really haven’t seen much

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What duck?

I have never heard of a Hero Bird.

This is why Team Bird wins, look at the Mandarin duck in all of its glory!

Well, there are a few war hero dogs…

Kittens!

The animals lived in peace until the birb nation attacked.

We must find the avatar to restore the balance.

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Welcome to the forums. You’re wrong!

Honestly Team Fedo is my second favorite.

Also, you Traitor.

My dear Capsuleers,

for months now, the ISD communications have been spammed - nay, flooded - by feathered, mutated dinosaurs, also known as “birds”, “birbs” or “chirpies”.
Vigilantly I have tried to spread the love for our felled, mammalian, trusty companions, but heathens such as ISD Thalack “Dalhar” refuse to see the everlasting love our four-legged friends can spread. I beg you, join Team Dog and give the love back to the animal that loves us more than themselves!

Oh, seems like internal ISD channels are leaking?

But to be honest, I am on team Fedo:

But if I have to choose between bird or dog, then team bird ...

Every good capsuleer knows that we should be in support of #TeamBird

Just LOOK at that fantastic beak and those gorgeous feathers. How can you say no to that?

I am looking into this. If anyone remembers the Forum wars when I was declared King of the Forums.