The saddest part about this is the fact that you surely think you're hilarious and cool by trying to do shitty pr for a shitty change.
“My mom thinks I’m cool.”
“I’m not really doing PR. I’m the designer for this and I knew it would be a thing. Because everything is a thing when enough people see it. So I figured I’d try and talk through it with folks.”
“Sorry you’re not feeling it. Would you say your life is pretty significantly worse after this change?”