Midbeards
"Why are you wearing that stupid dwarf suit?"
There were 20k backers on Kickstarter alone, many of those being in the US. A lot has been delivered already, but they had to switch fulfillment centers in the middle of everything since the original partner couldn't deliver the games as agreed upon or something along those lines. That has messed everything up, which sucks since the game has been in the US since late December.
The games exist, and they are moving, they're just hitting every conceivable speed bump along the way
Wait a minute. If all the other companies gave up on Hoxxes, who the heck are the rivals with their robots?
And why are those robots not susceptible to Xynarch Charge-Suckers?
This is how I know we're genetically engineered clones programed to believe we're the same ones as the last batch you sent down to certain death...and then left there out of spite.
All those successful exfiltrations are just implanted memories. I can tell which ones are real. It's the eggs. They know.
\Makes a note to cut this one's supply of Smart Stout**
What did you expect, Miners? A walk in the park? Want us to send you to a sunny beach instead? Maybe serve you some nice fruity drinks?
All the other mining companies gave up on Hoxxes. They ran, tails between their legs. DRG stayed, and DRG thrives. Why? Because Management brought in the dwarves. Were they mistaken?
This is spectacular. <3
Too bad it wasn’t 3 days ago when I tried to show it to my friends and I couldn’t find it
It's been there since March 29.
Woah there, Miner. Are you trying to start a riot?
Hi stumped, I’m Dad.
Scout the keyboard warrior.
Also, I finally caught a dev stream to get revenge on the guy who posted this. He roasted me and called me a cannon on Twitter, so I did it back. He thought he could get away with it, but he died to a leech a few minutes later.
You're still a cannon.
Nailed it!
Edit: dangit, u/Angry_Mandalorian beat me to it.
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