Legends of Runeterra Dev Tracker

I did. ChatGPT can’t pace me yet. I used to do 5 minute poetry challenges at lunch in highschool where people gave me prompts and invented rhyme schemes and I’d spin up a poem to match.

The robot types fast but it misses the meter.

Like this?

Thanks! Most people who saw it scrawled on the bloodstained walls over and over and over again were kind of freaked out but it's been playing ceaselessy in my head since then and yearns to be spread. :)

Thanks! Most people who saw it written over and over and over on the bloodstained walls were kind of freaked but it's been playing in my head ceaselessly since then and it yearns to get out. :)

We found this written on a bloody scrap of parchment while cleaning out the board-game closet in the office last year. When we moved the shelves we found it scrawled all over the walls too.

It's probably fine.

This

You are truly a Runeterran of culture. :)

Feel free to speculate. Speculation is fun. :)

Actually, poisioning the water supply did give some people mild diarrhea but it also turned out to be a great source of vitamin c.

I just wrote a multi-verse poem explaining the lore of a cute fluffy animal being the image for "Infernal Chains" on a different reddit post here.

At this point it'd almost be sus if I didn't comment on a post. :)

I posted a comment explaining this lower down.

One million years dungeon.

The bonds of friendship are forged in hellfire.

In the dark and dreary forest

Stalks a beast that none can tame,

A creature born of nightmares

And fear itself by name.

Its fluffy fur and big round eyes

Might make you think it's sweet,

But then it tracks your pounding heart

And marks its every beat

Fingers, elbows, hands and knees,

And arms and legs and feet.

He eats them with delightful trills,

For every part’s a treat.

We baited out the loathsome beast

It gorged and slurped their veins

We locked it deep within the earth

Bound in Infernal Chains

We shut the mountain

Barred the door

We broke and burned the keys

While we fear the Darkin Blade

His lesser evil...

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In the dark and dreary forest
Stalks a beast that none can tame,
A creature born of nightmares
And fear itself by name.

Its fluffy fur and big round eyes
Might make you think it's sweet,
But then it tracks your pounding heart
And marks its every beat

Fingers, elbows, hands and knees,
And arms and legs and feet.
It eats them with delightful trills,
For every part’s a treat.

We baited out the loathsome beast
It gorged and slurped their veins
We locked it deep within the earth
Bound in Infernal Chains

We shut the mountain
Barred the door
We broke and burned the keys
So give thanks to the Darkin Blade
He chained a fouler beast

You know we can plant data too right? :)