If I could get away with it as a backend dev at riot I would name every variable intentionally troll like "LOSERS_QUEUE" ,"RP_THRESHOLD_WINNER_QUEUE" and "BAD_TEAM_MODIFIER"
Every year I pitch that for April Fools we add a separate "Ranked Winner's Queue" and "Ranked Loser's Queue" you can select in the client in place of Ranked Solo/Duo but they all matchmake to the same place. Someday...