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It's even better when you have the embiggening tonic on.
I think the original version of that line was, "I feel four feet tall!" but some didn't get the joke.
To the OP's point: Disable Player Chatter and Disable Player Item Chatter are your friends.
While some folks enjoy the quippyness of the systemic chatter, I quickly grew tired of it so when the Audio folks implemented that suppression setting years back I gave them a big hug.