like this if i should celebrate the 10th anniversary by creating a twitter bot that will reply to every single one of cactopus's tweets with "uwu," rt this if i should celebrate the 10th anniversary by writing a fanfic about cactopus meeting garen IRL
Here it is, my magnum opus:
DEMACIA, AT DAYBREAK
The sun begins to rise, its rays cutting through the morning haze. The smell of bread fills the air as bakers prepare to open their shops. Children began to wake for school. And in a courtyard in Demacia's capital city, one man in commoner's clothing practiced maneuvers with a greatsword, while another in full plate offers suggestions, adjusts his posture, demonstrates with his own weapon.
After a particularly challenging set of exercises, the smaller man lowered his sword and leaned on it, breathing hard. He wiped the sweat from his brow, and smiled at the man in plate. "Well, what do you think?"
"It may not feel this way, but your form is beginning to improve, my friend," said Garen, watching the man in front of him attentively. "Though maybe not as much as I'd expect. Have you been practicing daily?"
"I've been trying," said the smaller man, with a hint of a whine. "It's...
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