I don't know what in my post is giving that much vibes to you that you have to call me out to chill. I think it's very on-point.
I'm trying to get information on a topic that caught my and others' eyes earlier. Hooli replied on friday that he doesn't know the answer yet, but they are looking on it. I think it's safe to assume that today is good day to ask if there's additional information.
EDIT: altho, my post now centered more around beta access emails, it's been on-going problem during this all this time. This is why players are reporting that they don't get update emails that are supposed to be sent to new players affected of lockout. This is much more bigger than just beta access.
It's something we're still looking at. We're unlikely to have an answer today simply because the full force of work is going on making sure the Beta lands tomorrow (which it will!) but it's something we can likely look into more tomorrow.